Monday, 4 July 2011

It's a poem!

They say big things come in small packages. True, that!
My friend never knew she was a poet until a bathroom incident brought out the poet in her.I read the poem and thought, "what a beautiful piece". For indeed it is.
Probably not the usual rhyming choruses you are used to hearing. I can guarantee that this is most certainly worth reading. Here it comes....enjoy.

THE WAR....

Inside me lives

The most charming, alluring, most daring
The darkest, scariest, most deceitful
She says if we want it, then it’s right
She leads me to self destruct
With her irresistible charm
Makes me do it again
Each time deeper into the mud
and laughing says
but it’s what we want

Inside me lives
The plainest, simplest, most timid
The strongest, the wisest, most brave
She says right is right
And it’s not always what we want
She emboldens me to walk away
She cleanses, she refreshes, she lifts me
Out the mire and into the clouds
And says it’s who we are meant to be

Every day the war rages on
Each battle yielding a different victor
But who will win the war?
It’s she that I arm
She that I empower the most

Eunice Baguma 


Monday, 27 June 2011

Bet you didn't know these!


  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

  • Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

  • By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

  • More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

  • Rats and horses can't vomit.

  • Most lipstick contains fish scales.

  • Cats urine glows under a black light.

  • Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

  • If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

  • The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

  • If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

  • Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

  • Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

  • A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

  • 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

  • Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.

  • A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

  • People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

    SO...now you know :)

Friday, 20 May 2011

It's the end of the world!

It's 1:50am, Saturday 21st May 2011. Armageddon is upon us!!!!!!




Ok i'm joking. Am i dead? No, i'm not and neither are you if you're reading this. The world is still very much here....here, as we know it. Australia and New Zealand are probably already at 6 or 7am. We still have no news of the so-called end of the world. It really breaks my heart to see many doomsday prophets springing up at such an alarming rate. 


Before anyone misunderstands me, let me just make something clear:
1. Will the world end someday (Judgement day?) YES
2. Will the world end on Saturday 21st May 2011? NO


The bible clearly states that Jesus will return one day to judge the world. For Christians, it will be a time to go home to be with God.

John 14:2
Do not let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God; believe also in me. My Father’s house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am. You know the way to the place where I am going

It should be noted, however, that the day nor the hour is unknown to all. Only God the Father knows!

Mark 13:32-33
 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come"


That day will come when we LEAST expect it. How convenient it would be if we all knew the exact day and time. We would live in sin and only repent at the very last minute. Pity! It doesn't exactly work that way.


But the real issue we should be thinking is about is this....what if tomorrow was judgement day for real. Would you be in the right place with God? Would you be considered worthy to see heaven and to be with the Lord? Unfortunately, it will be too late when that day actually comes. Now is the time to make the decision to choose HIM.


Forget about the publicity hungry cults. Forget about their many predictions and what-nots. The world is so not ending today, really. One day, 2012 will come and go. I will still be blogging about the end of the world that did not happen.

In other news, the Hillsong London concert was amazing!!!!!!!

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Holy Cow! I'm here!

I have always resisted the urge to start a blog. Despite the fact that i love to write, i found the blogging habit a bit too "writing-demanding" for me. If you are reading this, you must be wondering, "Why the heck did she start?"

Well.....i could tell the long story....or i could tell a super compressed version of the so-called long story since i am in no mood to bore or to be bored :). I came across a super awesome blog that uploaded links to very old long lost vinyl and cassette record. I happened to find old vinyl records of some of my favourite childhood Ghanaian musicians there. I literally pinched myself when i saw Onipa Nua, Tagoe Sisters and George Jahraa (Yes, the old driver banza-singing George Jahraa not the new and improved ashikele-lized Jahraa). I was inspired by this amazing blogger to start something that people will look to and find something inspiring. I created my blog then and exclaimed to myself, "Holy Cow! I'm here!" Yes, i'm here....blogging my troubles away. Hopefully, i'm here for good. More grease to my keyboard.

PS: In case you are interested, that amazing blog i found is afroslabs.blogspot.com